Shipping from Pittsburgh to Los angeles?

I want to ship my car from Pittsburgh to Los angeles this friday. Does anyone know any good and cheap shipping company I can call immediately? On the other hand, are there drivers that are willing to drive my car to Los Angeles for an affordable fee?

I need help finding satire (sarcasm) in a movie. but it has to be a short clip.?

most Mel Brooks movies like history of the world part 1 blazing saddles or young frankenstein are good places to start. also try the airplane movies.

Sleepover allowed TERRIBLE movie to be seen. Are my angers correct?

My daughter was invited to a sweet 16 sleepover at a friends house. Each girl was supposed to bring one Tom Cruise movie with. My daughter brought Minority Report because she appreciates its artistic integrity as a questioning satire of the current legal system. She almost brought Top Gun but one of the other girls already chose it. The night after the sleepover my daughter had to sleep in my bed with me and my husband (which led to a whole other issue involving him and her but that's neither here nor there). This is because one of the girls brought Eyes Wide Shut!! That movie involves a SATANIC CULT! She said there is a scene where Satanists are chanting and dressed in robes with staves and demonic masks on. She said now when she closes her eyes she envisions the masks and hears the chanting. I am APPALLED the mother of that house allowed that movie to be shown and even MORE APPALLED that my daughter watched the movie with her 'friends'. I have been VERY upset with her! I told her NO more TV NO more MOVIES NO more BOOKS NO more FRIENDS NO more PHONE NO more INTERNET NO more DATING NO more ANYTHING EXCEPT YOUTH GROUP FOR 2 MONTHS! She said I am overreacting and the movie was very artistic, which she appreciates. She wants to be a film student or a a grade school teacher for college but isnt sure which yet. Do you think I overdid it or is SHE overreacting TO LIFE!?

Why do celebrities get made when Eminem makes fun of them?

Eminem makes fun of everyone, it's apart of his thing. Half of the time he's not too be taken seriously, like the Jessica Simpson spoof if "We Made You". It was obvious satire to "Jessica Simpson Is Fat" scandal, but people took at as a real insult. As for Michael Jackson back in the early 2000s, he even admitted it was a joke and that he loved Michael's music. Michael was cool with it, but thought it was lame and immature. All these people he's mocked always seem to get their feelings hurt because Eminem said something. It's like they're all begging for his approval like he's God, and when he says something cheeky, they get riled up. Just because Eminem is a celebrity like them, doesn't mean he has to be nice or like every celebrity. I don't see why Eminem can't joke about those people, but comedians like Chelsea Handler can. If Eminem makes fun of someone, chances are you're famous and important enough for him to do so.

Wheres a good place to get baby furniture?

Ikea is probably the best bet because they are A) Very safe B) Great prices and C) readily available. Most brands do NOT have all three. If you want somethnig cheap, this is your best bet. The problem with most baby furniture is that it is either unsafe (poorly made) or unavailable and will take months to arrive and then could possibly be damaged.

Best Sensual Spa in Toronto?

Where can I find best sensual spa that offer different sensual massage? Spa that offers affordable rate per hour. I want to have some relaxation and enjoyment at the same time because I have a very stressful job.

Jazz band in Austin, TX needed.?

Does anybody know about an affordable jazz band in Austin, TX to play at my wedding reception?? Help will be appreciated, thanks!

My cat hair is coming out in patches and I noticed his ear seems brittle and a piece tearing off what is this?

I was told by a vet in februrary 2011 that my male cat was 1 and a half years old, I am concerned as I am noticing patches of his hair coming out and his ear tearing. I am now unemplyed so I don't have the finances to take him to a vet, How can I help him ?

I am mad at hair dresser who ruined my hair. Any chance I could win damages?

All I know is that in the USA if they f**k your hair up you have the right to refuse payment. But only if you are still in the salon...you can't leave, come back then demand your money back.

How can I repair my skin and hair for summer?

Recently, my hair has been very dry, dull, and brittle, and my skin has been weird as well. Basically, I want to look my best this summer. Does anyone have any ideas on how to achieve healthier looking skin and hair? Any other beauty tricks on looking better would be appreciated too :) Thanks!

There is this old old movie I used to watch with my parents when I was little and I need help finding it?

It is a satire of spy movies, a guy is mistaken for a spy and there is a mix up with the umbrella he has, the one he gets is actually poisonous. The final scene is the bad guy dying in a pool, at a big party after being "stung" by the umbrella.......Anyone know what movie that was. The actor is famous too, just cant remember his name to look for him,

A Short Prologue, Opinions?

Ok, well apart from some work that needs to be done with your punctation (and some of your descriptive language), the content is interesting and raises many questions. It captured my attention and was intriguing in terms of the main character. In my opinion, it sets the opening scene well and would engage readers to find out more. In short, an effective idea for a prologue. Good luck.

Do you think the response is bias when it comes to Obama vs Bush insults?

I have noticed that a ton of people take offense to some of the caricatures of Obama, like the monkey ones. I can remember when similar pictures of President Bush were used in satire magazines. Why is there so much outrage when Obama is portrayed this way, but there was little to no anger when the same thing was done to president Bush? I am not trying to defend either person, nor am I a "crazy conservative" (I am actually quite liberal) I am just wondering why it was OK for Bush to be insulted relentlessly, but as soon as it happens to Obama it is racist? I am tired of seeing the us against them mentality that the media seems to have these days.

I need some hair advice O.o?

Ok i need some advice on my hair real bad. this has been going on for a while. every time i go to wash my hair i guess you can say it feels really hard. lol idk how else to explain this its as if brittle and it feels super dry. then it clumps together into hard knots and its hard to get rid of them but the worst part is all the hair i lose when i try to get rid of the knots in the shower (which is why my shower drain is always clogged) and i know you are suppossed to lose hair but not as much as i do. i dont know if i have the water to hot or im using the wrong shampoo. right now im using vital care world wide sulfate free deep reconstructing shampoo and the conditioner. but before that i was using the wen. (i actually didnt buy it my friend had some leftover bottles of it) maybe thats why my hair has been so dry but idk. this might also be of some helpful information. i am hispanic since everybody has different hair types and my hair is naturally curly. so if you have some hair care advice please help D: gracias

Is Jesus allowing devils to enter a swine herd more an allegory for the Roman occupation than about demons?

It's not allegory. Jesus healed the daughter of one Roman and the servant of another. He found the faith of one of them astounding compared to his fellow Jewish disciples. Jesus loved all people. He was not a political leader with nationalistic bias.

Can't find free range skinless chicken breasts at a good price?

I buy my chicken breasts at Trader Joes now but for 4 breast it's 20 dollars. OMG can anyone point me to a more affordable source?

How do I keep my hair healthy in a dry climate?

I recently came to Afghanistan, and my hair has been getting rather dry and brittle. It's about 10 inches long. I recently had the ends trimmed, and that seemed to help a bit. I wash my hair twice a week, and I use Nioxin System 2 shampoo and conditioner. Any tips on anything that I could do to help keep it healthy?

Fake nails? does it matter?

I hate fake nails on girls :L I have ONE friend with fake nails and honestly, she is the most fake person i've ever met in my life.

What are some NICE cities or states to live in the U.S. that aren't super expensve?

Good luck. Any city that has good weather is expensive to live (unless you don't mind living in the bad part of the city). I live in Long Beach California and the weather is great. Here in long beach a 2 bedroom ok looking apartment will be about 1500 a month.

If someone calls you evil for showing your fruststration against bully, does that really mean that you're evil?

you can not say hitler if you go to the past and kill him the world today will thank you and you be a hero to all jew. your not evil bullies should get bullies them self as punishment depending on how many kid they bully for every kid they should get one year.

What is a good city in California that is affordable?

Me and my family are looking to move out of our apartment at which we are currently paying $875 a month. We were ;looking to move the Pittsburgh but it's on the other side of the country and we are not sure of the job market. I was wondering if anyone knew a city in California that the home prices, for a house not a condo, are priced below $100k and are on the safer end. I know Palmdale and Lancaster fit this criteria but they seem to have horrible reputations regarding safety.

My nails aren't brittle or weak, but i want them to grow longer and stronger without chipping?

i use nutra nail strengthening treatment by sally hansen, it works like a beast:) also take biotin suppliments, you can get them at walmart ans they make your nails grow 2X faster and they help your hair too:)

What's the best affordable clothing brands?

I wanna buy new things I don't like things that are plain I like things with designs and rhinestones and glitter and I don't which store has clothes like that

I'm going as Hermione Granger to see that last movie, how should I dress as her?

I don't look like her but I've got a clock on a neaklace, for a time turner, Ive made an S P E W badge and covered a book that says 'Arithmancy' on it. I've got a black skirt, stockings, a tie, a shirt and jumper to wear. But is there anything else I could do? Oh yeh, I need ideas on how to make a wand or a link to an affordable, realistic wand. Thanx!

Where is a good affordable place to stay in NYC for a week? student budget?

im planning to go for holiday with my friend but we have no idea about NYC and its cheap budget hostels/hotels

Am I the only one who believes Trump is pretending to do "Borat" satire and that this is an act?

If you look back at my answers you will see that I have maintained from day one that Donald Trump gets his paycheck from GE, parent company of MSNBC.

What are some examples of satire in literature and film?

Other than Don Quixote and Animal Farm, I don't think I can think of anything. I'm trying to think of some interesting examples for an English project. Any suggestions would be helpful, thanks.

How am I supposed to mix Quikrete to seal up a 3/4" gap in my concrete slab?

You went from way too dry to way too wet. After mixing it according to the instructions on the bag and double checking that you actually have the correct proportions, then if it is too dry, add water no more than 1/4 cup at a time until you get something a little wetter than lumpy oatmeal. You should be able to take a handful of the mix and squeeze it and it will stick together but there will be NO water running out. If you have an old bag that has been setting around for several months, throw it out and get a fresh one. You can not break up lumps in the bag and get it to work.

What are some cute teen clothing websites?

I like delias its for fairly tall girls bc they have longer jeans n stuff bt some of there things r expensive bt they have nice sales and really cute clothes

What is the most clich� opening to an essay you can think of?

I'm trying to make a statement in the beginning of my essay (for an advanced high school English class) by opening it in a way that would make any English teacher roll their eyes (the paper is about satire). Something along the lines of "Throughout the course of history..." or "Imagine what the world would be like if..." Any ideas would be appreciated! Thanks!

Which book should I read?

I recently got done reading "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis and I am not sure which book to read next. I have narrowed it down to three books: On the Road by Jack Kerouac, Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, and Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris. Generally speaking, I enjoy social satires and black humour books the most. Kurt Vonnegut is my favourite author but I want to become more cultured or intelligent so I'm diverging to other genres and authors. Thank you for your help.

How to make my hair lighter?

i have naturally blonde hair, but i dyed it really light blonde a year or so ago, with brown, and then black underneath, and stupid me used a permanent black, so i killed my hair sooo bad dying it back all blonde again (first time i had to bleach my hair, ever!), now that small underneath layer is really really brittle, broken and dead, and just as long as my neck, but the rest of my hair is a few inches past my shoulders, so its annoying. But anyway my regrowth is really dark brown? And every time i dye my hair, it doesn't seem to get lighter, only for that night then it goes back to being a yellow-ish kind of blonde, it just won't go lighter and i really want hell light bleach blonde hair! Its nearly there, but not quite. I've been trying for so long. Any ideas?

Question about baby sling?

I am pregnant with a baby due in September. I have a toddler who will be 16 months when this one will be born. I am looking for an affordable sling that you can nurse, carry while caring for the toddler, and easy to take with you as well as hands-free. (meaning I want to be able to use both of my hands while my newborn is in the sling). Any experienced mothers recommendations? It would really help. Thanks.

How should I go about attaching dried roses to a piece of styrofoam?

The roses have been dead for a long time and are very brittle. I want to cut the stems off and just attach the flowers to the styrofoam but I dont want them to get damaged.

What bird is best for me?

Is this your first bird? Green cheek conures are so cute and fun! I have one and I'm earning money to get another one! Either get one from a breeder or a rescue group. Pet store birds aren't tamed. I got my first green cheek for $180 from a breeder and my next one is $200. They need a minimum of 18 by 18 by 18 inches, and here is a cheap cage that is bigger than that. My friend has this cage: a href="http://www.petco.com/product/114152/PETCO-Designer-White-Finch-Flight-Cage.aspx?CoreCat=certona-_-ProductListTopRated_Bird_4-_-PETCO%20Designer%20White%20Finch%20Flight%20Cage-114152" rel="nofollow"http://www.petco.com/product/114152/PETC…/a Conures need at least an hour of interaction a day. whenever you're at home, let them out of the cage so they aren't cramped up all the time.

Requirements to be a God?

Man cannot be God seeing he can't even fix his own life with the mess he is in. Let Jesus be Lord of all who is perfect in all His ways!

What is an affordable good brand of canned cat food?

If you're looking for a good quality cat food that's cheap, Whole Foods has some excellent generic cat food. It's cheap, but made with all-natural/organic ingredients, and the first ingredients are meat-based. It isn't the highest quality cat food, but in terms of bang for your buck, it's fine. It's the equivalent of a human being eating tilapia instead of smoked salmon; you still get the basic nutrition needed without unneeded additives, but it's not as "high end" as its pricier counterparts.

Where to get working PSN Card Codes for my Playstation Network account?

I am seeking website where I will acquire PSN Card Codes. I would really like to use the particular cash code to include value to my personal Playstation Network accounts. Will there be a really affordable place to buy several or even website in order to earn several?

Did the Strauss-Kahn case hurt New York's reputation?

Because the man is well-known and influential the media went nuts, as usual, and it seems that they didn't ivestigate the accuser closely enough. The guy could probably file a lawsuit for defamation, but even if there was no criminal action SOMETHING went on, so he may want to forget it. His career was pretty much ruined, though. As for hurting New York, I don't know. Do you think the Casey Anthony circus is hurting Florida?

Copyright content on youtube?

Just curious if you upload a video on youtube that violates copyright law can you get sued or will youtube remove it or are both possibilities? I'm asking because I might want to upload a parody of a song and i'm not sure if the parody constitutes fair use since it seems more of a satire.

Any Suggestions on Straightners?

The Chi. It costs about 70 dollars if you go to a wholesale store. Its awesome and I have curly hair and it kept it straight for a week :)

Is their one thing in the universe that exists that defies the laws of physics?

I think when mankind finds things physics can't explain man will come up with new equations and theories and call it physics. The only thing that springs to mind is the black hole you didn't want to hear about. Don't worry, I'm not going to give you my theory because I don't have one. Maybe I'm wrong but I'm under the impression that man has no idea about what goes on inside a black hole, it's all theory and speculation at best.

Brittle nail after acrylic help!?

so i had acrylics on for a few weeks without taking them off because i kept getting them re-done. when i had them on it was just the ring finger nail that was really sore and hurt if i touched it. i finally took the fake nails off and ofcourse all my nails are way too thin but the nail on my ring finger is literally half white and half normal it looks kinda disgusting. Will this grow out on its own and look normal or is it gunna stay like that? I think it got messed up because of lack of cirrculation. help please

So my freaking scalp hurts and its quite painful when i touch it?

like my hair is falling out and and its very brittle and the pain is in a few spot on my head. does anyone know what this is ? please help

What do Christians think of xxjesusislordxx?

Avoid any idiot that trashes. In the bible the great commission is to go forth winning over souling not trampling over people. He's no more christians than a dead dog.

Hair problems:(!!!!!?

Use some Mane n Tail Shampoo and Conditioner from Sally Beauty. My hair used to be dry, brittle, and damaged and then I started using that and let my hair air dry instead of blowdrying it and my hair is stronger, softer, healthier, and thicker.

Whats the best affordable short term Student housing in new york city ?

Dorms are really your only choice for cheap/safe housing. A semi-nice studio apt. is going to run you 1800-2500 a month. NYC is the most expensive city in the US>

Not acting normal: Experiencing strange symptoms?

U really should see a doctor. It could be ur thyroid, but there are other serious diseases that need to be ruled out! Lupus have some of those symptoms.

Help with my hair ?? Emergency?

so yesterday i permed my hair and as i was washing the perm out I was left with a whole bunch of hair on the comb. I believe about one third of the hair on my head fell out. Now I scared. I dont have any bold spot but my hair definanetly looks and feels alot less. Does this mean it fell out from the scalp or it just broke off since it also feels brittle? Does this mean my hair follicles are dead and I wont grow that hair back? and is it posseble that if I cut my hair and start treating it , it could grow back and be healthy? can someone please tell me what they think happened and how i can fix it. Btw I have very thick hair and it is also coarse . Helpp

How is d poem a river-a.k.ramanujan;a satire on the attitude of people in their everyday life?

bring out the literary devices such as irony & repitation used by the poet to bring out his point

Good place to buy a horse trailer?

well i prefer to use craigslist, because you can get stuff that's already used but that person no longer needs it and/or prefers the money.

Where can I camp directly on the beach on the east coast?

I'm in grad school and only have a few days off this summer. I need an affordable beach trip. Where are the best places to camp? I live in WV, so preferably somewhere close. Also, any other random, cheap vacation ideas are an option. Thanks!!

What are a few examples of modern satire?

I know there's satire all around us in books, movies, music etc. but i'm having trouble thinking of some, any help would be much appreciated. Thanks!

Where can i get a cheap 30 seconds to mars triad necklace?

by cheap i mean , more affordable , somethin happened to mine and i cant pay 20 bucks again for that! any body knows? , please help!?

Are redken all soft and redken all soft for dry/brittle hair the same?

I am trying to find a good price on redken all soft for dry/brittle hair shampoo and conditioner. I keep finding redken all soft, not one the one that says for dry/brittle hair (the one I want). Are they the same thing or are they two different kinds?

Cute, Hip, Hot, Trendy and Affordable Shops for Teenagers in the US.?

I agree, I'm not a Hollister, American Eagle, etc fan! lol. I lovee Forever 21. I suggest Charolette Russe, Asos, TopShop, Delias, Urban Outfiters, Wet Seal. Those are the stores I would suggest, but mainly Charolette Russe! Good luck :)

What are political satire illustrations used for?

I don't know what they are and they're purpose! I mainly am looking at 19th century but I'm sure if these are answered It will explain the 19th century illustrations :)

My hair is a knotted frizzy mess this summer what do I do?

My hair is fine and shoulder length, all summer long its a mess. I don't know what to do to make it better. I can't style it because it gets curly and stringy when I sweat. It feels really dry and brittle now too. Any suggestions on how I could wear it and look decent or maybe hair products that will help it? Thanks

I need to know some good affordable vegan/vegetarian food pleaseee(:?

I'm a 19 year old girl from Chicago and i recently became a vegetarian for health/moral reasons. i'm looking for suggestions for good filling veggie meals. i'm pretty used to lean cuisine and healthy choice, but most of their good stuff has meat in it. i know that there are tons of options for vegetarians these days and i have access to Whole Foods, Trader Joes and Fresh Market, all the best supermarkets, but they're kinda expensive and usually don't have instant meals. i go to college full time, work part time and have a long distance fiance who's deployed with the marine corps in afghanistan so i have almost no time for myself haha. i have a good enough budget and i just need a little help. thanks!(:

Why do guys (supposedly) prefer blondes?

Now I'm not a guy but I am bisexual, and with the whole big deal about blondes I can tell you that I've never been attracted to a blonde (save for one, but it was all natural and it was dirty blonde anyways). Brunettes are so much more sultry, and besides, blondes always either look too childish, too trashy, or too uptight. Brunettes on the other hand are just plain hot. Skin color and eye color doesn't really matter, but I love girls with dark brown hair. And btw, this is aside from personality, because obviously that comes first, I'm just talking pure sexual attraction. The worst however, is them fake blondes with their roots showing and their hair feeling like straw. I love shiny, soft, chesnut brown hair but I can't stand crunchy, brittle, yellow strands. I've always thought celebs like jessica simpson and pam anderson were fake and butt ugly but I think angelina jolie and mila kunis are amazing.

My hair looks so brittle why?

I wash my hair everyday but with only conditonar i only wash with shampoo two times during the week.the hair on my scalp look healthy but the rest of it looks brittle ad its not split ends what can i use on my hair that well make it look healthier.by the way my hair is curly loose curls naturaly ..but i got a perm for the first time and it messed my hair up what should i do

Why are wind turbines so expensive?

they go from 30000 and up. is the technology really that expensive? wouldnt they be a lot more popular if they were more affordable?

Safest way to use Flatening Iron?

Sounds to me like your taking pretty good care of your hair. I don't believe starting in a different place when ironing changes the amount of damage it causes.

Is Zinc hard to break apart?

I ordered a zinc ingot, but I want to break it into many pieces so I can make hydrogen gas in a beaker; so is zinc brittle like rock? I understand that it's very malleable at high temperatures.

Where can i find a wedding dress at a best price?

Hi! i just wondering where can i buy a dress for my wedding. of course. i would more willing to buy a dress with higher quality and affordable price. thanks

How can I transform this summer for high school?

for that see http://femina.topideaz.com/ i was feeling to know about that same but finally got a fine and satisfactory answer over there

South Park's view on wrestling in PG era?

You all remember the W.T.F. episode of south park, where they showed that wrestling is just about words and show. Do you think that it was a pretty accurate satire?

Is their one thing in the universe that exists that defies the laws of physics?

Actually, they have pretty much determined that the entire universe defies the laws of physics, dark energy is supposed to exist to compensate for the fact that the universe is expanding at a rate that can't happen with gravity as the only force acting over long distances.

How long do real hair clip-in hair extensions last?

How long do clip-in hair extensions usually last? I got real remy hair extensions about 4 months ago, and I feel like I need new ones. They are a bit dry, a little brittle, some of the hair is coming out of the wefts or breaks off, and one of the wefts is pretty much ruined. They aren't in terrible conditions, I can still wear them, but I was just wondering if I need new ones already and how long hair extensions usually last?

Inexperienced rider breaking a horse?

I'm considering starting a horse project with getting a cheap horse and trying to transform it. I know this would be a time of learning for me, as I'm not very experienced in handling horses and riding them, for that matter. However, my uncle knows a lot about horses, and I'd be boarding so I'd always have someone that I could refer to and ask about horses. What would you say about doing this? Any suggestions of a specific breed I could try? I really don't have a lot of money so I'm trying to think of what could be affordable. I've been looking online at some of the inexpensive offers people have suggested for their horses. Please write as much as you can because I'd really appreciate this. I own a miniature horse and he is 4 years old. I don't see him much, however, but he's pretty much a companion (I used to do agility with him, but I haven't trained him in anything major like driving).

Satire essay?????????

okay im writing a satire essay about peer pressure. anybody have examples of how to start or anything?

7" Mini Netbook with Windows CE?

I have been looking for an affordable netbook computer, and have stumbled across these small ones for $100 or under. They come with Wifi, Windows CE 6.0, 2 megs memory, have a 7" LCD screen, flash drive, usb ports and many other features. Are they worth the money or just overpriced pieces of junk?

I am looking for affordable post consumer bankruptcy counseling?

My attorney works with an agency that does it for $50 and I received literature from a place that does it for $35. Is anyone aware of other agencies with affordable pricing?

Where can i get cheap custom jerseys?

do you have a price range? some people think things are more or less expensive than other people so it helps to know how much you are willing to spend :)

How do i get better looking nails?

ive bitten my nails for as long as i can remember. i keep them so low that they dont pass my finger tips. sometimes it hurts and its hard to pick little things up!!! haha. they look ugly too. the last time that i tried to grow my nails out, they were very thin, brittle, and yellow!!!! what can i do to make sure my nails dont grow out yellow? also, im using a nail hardener to thicken my nails and stop the breaking. what else could i do?

What should I write my last article about?

If you profile a locally known person you would demonstrate your interviewing skills and show that you are interested in your community. The person doesn't have to be high profile, like a mayor, but should have a job or life story that is interesting.

What should I write my last article about?

I think you should write the article on teenage relationships. Most young children need to read an article on relationships so that they have a better understanding and aren't influenced on what they see on tv and music videos. Another article you could write on is teenage pregnancy. Why are so many young adults so desperate to be adults but not take the responsibility to practice safe sex.

Does it really dry your hair in the long run?

I've been using pantene shampoo&conditioner for probably 15 years now. I have friend that told me that it is actually ruining my hair and has been proven by professionals that it strips natural oils and makes its more brittle in the long run! I love this product but, could it really be ruining my hair?

I need tips on fried hair please?

My hair fries really easy and i normally straighten my hair everyday.My friends can straighten theirs everyday at 400 degrees and its not fried it really soft smooth and healthy and they use regular shampoo and conditioner, I put my straighter on 325 degrees and no i do not straighten it really slow i use tresseme naturals shampoo and conditioner with vitamin e its suppose to keep your hair from being damaged i just started using it like 2 or 3 weeks ago and i have not straightened my hair sense friday june 3rd because im scared to fry it.I'm planning on straightening it on thursday because im going out with friends. I was also wondering this, my mom knows i want to color my hair blonde (i have blonde hair its just dark) so she got me shampoo and conditoner that takes the dullness out of my hair so my hai actually looked blonde! So do i use that every day and use the tresseme atleast once a week or use the tresseme everyday and do the blonde shampoo and conditoner every now and then...I dont want to use the blonde shampoo and conditoner all the time because i need to use the tresemme to help my damaged hair.Also i was wondering if you knew and good shampoo and conditioner for me that i can buy at like walmart tomb thumb target? My hair is dry brittle and frizzy.

What comic books would you recommend to someone new to them?

The Umberella Academy by Gerard Way and Gabriel Ba. They're really good! Basically, the members of the Umbrella Academy, a disbanded group of superheroes, reunite after the death of their adoptive father, "Sir Reginald Hargreeves". Hargreeves, an alien disguised as a famous entrepreneur, collected the members of the Umbrella Academy shortly after their birth and trained them to save the world from an unspecified threat. After his death, the members carry on his plan to save the world. They are my favourite graphic novels. I was completely hooked after the first one.

I have like, little bits of brittle, dead hair sticking from my head?

Its really annoying, lol, I never wear my hair down because of it, the brittle hairs will like curl, and stick out at the top of my head, its really getting on my nerves, does anyone know a way to fix them, I can't get my hair done at the moment, and I got most of them out my self, by they seem to come right back?

Where can I find all the "I've learnt something today"(southpark) statements?

at the end of every episode of southpark as a 'moral of the episode' some member of the series (especially Kyle) says a statement "you know what, I've learnt something today......", these statements are really worth pondering and moral...that's a very important part of the series which converts the otherwise cheap comedy into a sensible and humorous satire!

Can I cure my depression?

yes it is long.no way i am reading that .how ever ,omega 3 fish oil (1000mg) will help with depression if that is what you are asking........

Help with my english?

What answers did you put down? We can help you with questions you're confused on/help you check your answers. however, we are not going to just give you the answers. That's what you seem to be doing with all your questions tonight...just seeking the answers from us.

Places that hire 15-yr-olds & cheap affordable clothing sites (:?

Girl I no it's super hard to find a job at this age. But try a teen hangout like the skating rink or something. U might just hve to babysit and eBay.com or walmart

English Satire Project Ideas?

I have an English project on satire due on tuesday. It has to be a video that is 5-10 minutes long and it needs to satirize something. I have been thinking for ideas for weeks now and I just cannot come up with anything funny! I am in 11th grade and I want to make fun of something universal that everyone will find funny. Any ideas!? Please....I am desperate.

HELP! blonde hair disaster?

Okay soo ive dyed my hair from red to blonde... I've just put a toner on it as it was a pale yellow colour and my hairs turned blonde with silver highlights. My hairs in really bad condition atm. I've found a dye which matches my hair extensions and i was wondering if it would be okay to put a permanant dye on it.. The last time i dyed it was on monday.. its not saturday. my hair is reallly dry and brittle atm

Which family guy episode was it that had the bear arms hanging on the wall?

There was a family guy episode that had a satire on the vagueness of the constitution and joked about how the right to bear arms actually meant that citizens had the right to hang bear arms on their walls. Which episode and season was this shown?

Do you know what this country needs to be successful?

It's time for us to move forward and stop living in the past. We need good, affordable healthcare fsor everyone which Obama is going to provide us with. We need to stop being so closed-minded and have gay marriage legal everywhere in this country and we need to fix our broken immigration system with the DREAM act. We need to stop letting the rich have their way and give them higher taxes. Obama is doing a great job, but in order for him to give us his best efforts, he will need another four years so let's all vote on him 2012. When we have done all of these things, then we can truly say we have progressed.

Is plucking your hairs out dangerous?

So I decided I want to pluck out my leg hairs since they annoying me with their prickliness... shaving doesnt really help unless I do it every day and Idh such time. If I pluck them out with tweezers will it leave any redness? Marks? Will it damage the future hairs, or cause them to become even more brittle? I know it kinda hurts but I don't really mind the pain :3 lol. Im creepy but whatevs. Just wanting to know what effects if any it will have vs traditional shaving.

I have a niece that has lice in her hair, she has long hair and we have tried every possible remedy, Help!?

we have tried all kinds of remedies, such as vinegar, hair conditioner, to lice shampoo, we do not want to cut her hair and we do not want to make her hair, dry and brittle. Any other suggestions are welcomed.

Orange County Ca: Good Affordable Vet for my Dog?

I just moved back to Orange County and when living here before I never had to take my dog to an actual vet due to being healthy and getting his vaccines at Discount Animal Clinic. He's gotten a little older and I think we are dealing with arthritis or hip dysplasia so I'm trying to find a vet I can trust but also one that's affordable. Any suggestions? I live in Santa Ana/Orange area.

Is failure in plastics usually ductile or brittle?

Or does it different for each object? I mean, can someone generalize to say that failure for plastics is usually ductile/brittle? Thank you.

How do i get my horses mane to grow back?

Oh my goodness, I would cry if someone did that to my horse! I know there are some pretty cheap-ish products that you can get which claim to help grow it back, but I think time will be the main factor.. Don't worry though, it will grow back to it's former glory.. i once rescued a horse that had it's mane basically shaved off for some unknown reason, and within a few months of having him, it had grown a good 8 inches..megatrek rebuilder is what i used. good luck!!

27% american pls help?

I don`t know english very good.I find this article and i`m really confused can tell me someone if this study in this article is just satire or real? ,,They would produce a survey which showed that 27 percent of the American population had had or had fantasized a necrophiliac episode'' read more here http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2065524/posts

How is the film Some Like It Hot a satire?

like to know what you mean or asking for cause not only i have seen the movie but i have it on dvd. so please give me more info on what your looking for and maybe i can answer you

IM THINKIN ABOUT GOING AMBER ROSE?

I BEEN GOING THRU ALOT AND I BEEN TAKIN IT OUT ON MY HAIR WHICH MEAN BLEACHING IT AND DYIN IT CRAZY COLORS BASICALLY LASHING OUT TRYING TO FIND MYSELF BUT NOW IM STUCK WITH THE MOST BRITTLE HAIR EVER! I ALREADY GOT FED UP AND CUT IT TO ABOUT UNDER MY EARS MIND U MY HAIR WAS PAST MY SHOULDERS. SO I WANNA SHAVE IT ALL OFF N START FRESH HELP WHAT WUD U DO? OH AND P.S. MY HAIR IS V ERY CURLY PUERTORICAN HAIR SO THINK ABOUT THE GROWING PROCESS ASWELL...

I just got my nails done and they hurt?

They do file them down and thin them. She may have gone a little overboard. Wait a day or so and if they aren't better, go back to her and tell her they are painful.

Can you give me a parody of a famous moment in world history?

Write 2 descriptive paragraphs that is a parody of a famous moment in world history. Be sure to use irony, imagery, and satire in your paragraphs.

Need help on an essay, can someone please help??? Thanks=]!!!?

My English teacher wants me to write a Satire about a contemporary issues that I would like to see change or improved. To satire means to mock, ridicule, or criticize faults, often using an elements of Humor. I have no clue what to talk about, or how I should go about a topic. So could anyone help me, and give me some ideas???

Bruises around shin area due to being on my feet all day?

If you don't love your job to death and you want to do this job for all eternity then I would say line up a new job and quit the one you have. If you are getting that much pain from just your job it is time to let go and say hello to a new and possible less physical job. :)

Relocation Assistance?

I am just wondering.....if you can no longer afford the area you are living in I am aware that there are services, food stamps, welfare etc... But, are there any programs that will assist you with relocation so that you can relocate to a more affordable area to avoid the need for food stamps and welfare? Wouldn't that make more sense to help someone once to get where they need to go instead of having them dependent of government assistance?

What are some ways to help grow my hair longer.. i have curly,dry,brittle hair.. i straighten it everyday?

i will not leave my home without my hair straight i cant stand to see my hair curly! any advice?.. i have shoulder length hair

Galactic enterprises collide with infernal space matter; more at six. Intermission: a few lines of tea?

Hey there Tea! Been a while. I do not see the sunsets, instead being reflected on the glass, i see the silhouette of tea.

My hair is snapping off! wont grow! please help!!!?

try to avoid blow drying your hair after you wash it and if you have split ends cut them off...lots of other people have been in this position including myself i died my hair a natural blonde and now it has stopped snapping off...good luck.

Do I sound like a Democrat or a Republican?

With out a doubt you are a Republican whether you admit it or pretend to be something else. For some reason a lot of Republicans pretend to be independants.

How do you make people not believe in aliens..satire?

so I gotta write a paper on how to make people not believe in aliens...my first essay was my problem: "why do so Many people believe in aliens, and this essay is my solution: but I need to think of a ridiculous and irrational way to get people not to believe in aliens ......my idea was to capture people who mentioned that they believe in aliens and take em to a brain wash facility...but it seems kinda stupid....I need a solution that is somewhat funny and ridiculous that I can be able to explain well......a good example would be for gun control: making every bullet cost 5 thousand dollars lol

Where to go shopping in Rome?

A good shopping area with good prices and very nice stuff is on Via Tuscolana and Via Appia Nuova. You can go with metro at Piaza Re di Roma Station. The areas around Vatican (like Ottaviano, Via delle Conciliazione, Via Vola di Rienzo) are little bit more expensive because of tourists. Another zone very nice but expensive is Via del Corso which is located between Piazza Venezia and Piazza dell Popolo.

Writing a satire on fat people. Any ideas to include?

pants falling down, lap band and gastric bypass surgery, small airplane seats, seat belt extensions, junk food, drive thru windows, indentions on the couch, vending machines and chairs breaking.

Hair is getting very dry and hard after showering, please help?

hey okay so for the past 2 years ive always dyed my hair, straightened my hair everyday, and recently for the past 7 months been blowdrying it everyday along with straightening. But now the last week or so Ive noticed when I get out of the shower when my hair starts to dry (but still damp) it feels hard, like if theres hairspray in it but there isnt. Its not my shampoo or conditioner because Ive used this same one forever. Also, my hair feels hard, and like brittle, and looks real puffy and fried when it does dry but still feels hard. Its hard to like brush it because it feels like so hard? Please help me. Why is this happening? What can I do to fix it? Anything I can buy? thanks!

Family friendly suburbs close to NYC?

My husband and I are looking to move from the city to a suburb either in New York or New Jersey that is affordable with a good school district but close enough for commute to midtown NYC. We need a yard as have a toddler and infant. Any suggestions would be great. Thank you.

Where is the most affordable health insurance that's not a rip off?

you know health net is a really good insurance i belive my mother pays 120 a month ppo ..i get free insurance and its blue cross anthem and its okay my husband works at a hospital so we get more benifits to tell you the truth health insurance is a rip off so the good ones are expensive sorry i know how it feels to be sick with hs

Does the New Era vitamins work?

I;d say PLEASE get a good professional evaluation for both of these conditions (which may be related...): just buying random products off the shelf is likely to be a waste of money. It will cost more to get a good, professional evaluation but it will be worth it: you are just wasting your money and effort, in buying supplements without getting an accurate diagnosis first.

I've been vegan for 4 months and I just noticed brittle nails but I'm not sure that my diet is the problem?

Florida has very hard water and it can really dry your skin out. I eat lots of veg and fruit as well, and still have dry skin/brittle nails. Having to use solvents at work, such as acetone and denatured alcohol, doesn't help matters either! Try rubbing in some Vitamin E oils from gelcaps directly onto your skin and nails. The moister you can keep the layers of keratin (hair, skin and nails), the less flaking that should occur.

My stepson gets lice everytime he comes to us from his moms house?

This has been happening for over a year. He lives with us half time and everytime he comes back from being with her he has lice. He's only 4 years old! We have used the shampoo so much his hair feels so brittle now! We don't know what to do anymore. I've gone thislong w/o getting it. But I would feel horrible if my 7month old were to get bitten by one! Can we call cps or something like that so she knows we're serious?? Any advice is appreciated. Tia.

What should I do with my hair at the pool?

Hey everyone! I usually have pretty greasy hair and since I am a natural blonde it shows easily. But in the summer I go to the pool a couple times a week and my hair gets dry and brittle at the ends. I usually just comb through it and spritz in some leave in conditioner after I am swimming. Does anyone have any other suggestions? Thanks :)

I have a project about literature and I need to find a satire about seattle or washington state. Help?!?

I am doing a project about literature and my central theme is Seattle/ Washington state and I have everything except a satire. Can someone please help me find one

Suggest me a good tutoring site?

Can anyone suggest any tutoring site that offers unlimited tutoring for grade 10 math for an affordable price? Previously tutorvista was offering such service but now they have discontinued the same and raised the prices ….

So i just heard about dish soap REALLY helps w/taking out hair color..dye?

So i just heard about dish soap REALLY helps w/taking out hair color..dye. I had red highlights but now most of it is off. i still have a little (it faded so now its a weird orangey color) i was wondering if i use dish soap will it take the rest of that orangey color i have out? Will it damage/ ruin my hair even more than it is ? OH and will it feel VERY dry/brittle after you use it? and we have the Dawn dish soap

How often should i wash my hair?

You should wash your hair very other day, if you was it every day it will strip the hair of it's natural oils, if your hair gets oily fast I would recommend only using conditioner on the ends of your hair(:

NYS Health Insurance HELPPPP?

I'm 20 years old. I am a full time student at a 4 year private college and have about $10,000 in student loans. I work per diem at a hospital and make $500 bi-weekly during the school months and about $800 bi-weekly during the summer months. I currently "make too much" for medicaid and I'm not too keen on my school's health insurance. Because I am per diem and there are no full time positions available I can not get health insurance through work. I was wondering if anyone knew of any other AFFORDABLE health insurance options that I do not know about. Thanks

Homework help for English?

I'm a procrastinator, so therefore I save everything till the last minute. So in english, I need to write a satire piece of writing, and I was thinking of making a parody of a fairytale. Does anyone have any ideas as to what i can do? Thanks:)

Why is my hair so dry?

My hair's really moist but thick or however you wanna put it. Haha. But maybe your hair was so use to Pantene that when you made the switch to Redken your hair was so used to the Pantene? I don't really know. Haha.

What shampoo and conditioner or remedies do you reccomend?

I have really unhealthy hair, i mean reaaaaaaaally unhealthy hair. It used to be silky smooth a few years ago but then I kept damaging it and now it's so dry and frizzy and brittle and i have so many split ends. I also have thick hair. My hair is so wavy and curly. Could you please help me? Thank youu~

Makeup help and suggestions ... 10pts?

I need to fine affordable makeup that is popular like mac and bhcosmetics any suggested brands or sites.... Please no fakes... And 10PTs. For best anwser ....

How will writing 5 books before application to college help in long run?

Are they published by a respectable publisher? If they aren't they won't help you. Anybody can write a novel and say they wrote it, but if they aren't published it won't matter, because the college admission people aren't going to read them, or even look at them. If they are published thats a different story.

Cheap Car for College Guy?

What would you recommend as a good car for a college guy, something safe, reliable, and relatively cheap (<$15,000 would be best)? Either new or used is fine by me, just something affordable on a college student's budget. Thanks for the help!

HID vs CCFL vs Euro lighting?

I own a 2002 Chevy Impala and am in desperat need of new headlights. I need to get the complete package (headlight casing) since my headlights which are plastic are completey brittle and cracked. Since I need the complete package and not just the bulbs I wanna get some angel eyes. Found some great deals on ebay on angel eyes/ dual angel eyes. But with all the variety that's available I am getting somewhat confused on what the difference is between HID, EURO, and CCFL. Haven't really found a site or anything that clearly explains the difference. Would greatly appreciate if someone could point me in the right direction of getting the info I am looking for.......what the the difference in lighting is...and which are the brightest but still leagal to have.

My previous question got deleted. What did I do wrong?

Yesterday I posted up a question asking who the 15th president of the united states was. i can assure you there was clearly no intention for any satire or criticisim against the politician whatsoever. But when I signed in to check the answers, I found out they deleted my question due to the infringement of Community Guidelines or something like that. how can the question asking the name of a former president possibly be against any rules? what on earth were they thinking to just delete my question even without asking me?

Anyone know an good hairdresser in manchester picadilly for weave?

I need to do my hair today and it has to be in machester picadilly cause that's the only place i know :/ And where to buy weave for affordable prices.

My hair is realy frizzy!!?

okay so my hairline hairs are so crunchy and frizzy!!! like they are brittle and coarse. whenever i pull a strand of hair from my hair line i can tell that its not smooth. like it is straightish from the roots but then it has rigdes and indents. like idk how to explain it. Like if i were to put a stand under a microscope i would see that the strand is thick and all of a sudden there are parts that are really thin like they are missing protien or something , why is my hair like that and if you get what i mean tell me and how do i fix it

Can someone help me please?

In “A Modest Proposal," at what point did you realize you were reading satire, and what helped you to reach that conclusion? Explain what Swift’s main idea really is and why he chose satire to express it. Are there more effective ways he could have made the same point?

Really bad hair problem?

Go to your local beauty supply store and ask them for a hot oil treatment and a deep conditioner and do both once a week :) I hope this helps GOODLUCK :)

What are some affordable wireless routers that works well?

All the typical brands you would see in most stores. Linksys, Netgear or D-Link. (Belkin but I do not recommend them). Find the one you can afford and buy it.

The theory of intelligent design?

there is no proof for god, and yet people insist it is true, if its not a fact it must be a theory, there for from now on i will call it the theory of intelligent design, do you think this is fair?(also, i know what a theory is, this is satire, although to christians and other religious people i will refer to it as such)

Why are my nails worse now than before?

I bought some sally hanson miracle nail stuff in the gold bottle, due to having pretty brittle split nails. It seemed to be working quite quickly, a week or so. Then all of a sudden my nails started getting pretty loose and white and starting to break off. Why has this happened now, after a short period of brillian nail growth.

Macbook Body Replacement?

I have a Macbook from 2008 which is awesome, I like it alot, but it is kind of beat up, some cracks and chips on the brittle inside of the body and more. I would like to buy one of the new macbooks but with no computer inside, I would just put my own it, I'm hoping that since I would be buying an empty new computer it would be a very reasonable price. But I can't find a place to buy one at. I've searched macbook shells and body etc but all I find are cases, so if anyone knows anything about what I'm trying to do and where I could purchase one of the macbook bodys with no computer in it, I would really appreciate the help!

Looking for a good apartment complex in Charlotte NC?

So I am moving to Charlotte NC from Washington DC yes I know!! big change lol and I don't know the area at all!!! I am looking for an apartment right on downtown so any suggestions of certain affordable yet conveniently located apartment complexes?

Satire on arnold schwarzenegger?

I wish people wouldn't pick on poor arnold so much. He's drowning in a world of his own making enough as it is frankly. His children are not going to be quite so proud of Daddy in the future and thats gut wrenching. He came to america as a young guy and for reasons i never heard him express was very interested in American Politics. but then Germany has taken over the entire government over here i understand and tho he's austrian and not german, the thinking process is still similar because it was all Deutchland at one time or another. A recent study was done on ALL politicians around the entire globe and it said, every single one of them was a sociopath, very self absorbed and many even were psychopaths. Body builders in general are very very very hung up on themselves, and politicians are even more hung up themselves as well. they can all shake hands and smile pretty for the camera, but its the power they personally feel by lording over others that is their craving, much like body builders spend their entire lives in front of a mirror and at the gym look around them to see to has a better body than them. The need to feel superior to human beings makes them feel "above" others rather than "equal to" and this addiction to self and whatever cravings come your way be it power, or the million times you get your palms greased by lobbyists, what ever feeds that addiction and 90 percent all just also happen to have sex addictions as well but it comes with the sociopath's diet as well. Its not so much that he doesn't care about you, actually its more about he cares if you care about "him". so they can be quite personable but it still has to always come back to being about them. I don't think he'll be in politics again other than perhaps becoming an ambassador to some european nation somewhere. But its doubtful he will leave the glitter of hollywood and his importance there.

Using Aphogee on over processed bleached hair?

I got my hair lightened a few days ago and the bleach was left on far too long. Now my hair is so so so damaged! It goes all mushy/gummy when wet and its so brittle it just snaps when I brush it. I heard about aphogee two-step protein treatment and have checked out their website. It can be used on Caucasian hair (which mine is) and its designed for extremely damaged hair. However, it recommends for the product to be used in a salon but is it possible to use it at home successfully?

Baby put hands on paint that was cracked and brittle...is he ok?

so i was in a pool and i see a baby that touched some cracked up paint...i grabbed him and washed his hands..maybe one or 3 pieces of that went into the water that he swam in...if he drank accidently the water.....is he ok? will he be ok? im catching an anxiety attack right now. he is 1...PLEASE TELL ME. IT WAS JUST CRACKED UP DRIED PAINT..WAT IS IT?

Rate my new green and white magic deck please?

actually, you dont need 4x every card. its just how much u need the card on the field. as long as u can find a way to manuever your way to the sun titan (or whatever card u need at the time) having less than four isnt such a bad thing. and to the guy before me: is it really neccessary for u to be so aggressive in answering? oh, and its a solid deck. i see where ur going with it. good job

Need to brief idea about this supplement - Ripped Freak - 60 Caps?

Excellent idea to slim your body with Ripped Freak supplement. RIPPED FREAK's Hybrid formula addresses many major fat-loss mechanisms. Take 1 capsule of RIPPED FREAK with an 8-ounce glass of water on an empty stomach, first thing in the morning before breakfast. Check below link If you find it helpful.

What should i do with my hair?

I have a natural thick and wavy hair which is very frizzy when it's dried. It is also very brittle, break-edge and damaged. However, when i was a kid my hair used to be smooth, wavy (but not frizzy) and silky but when i started to reach my puberty, my hair started to frizz up and the volume increased around 3 times...i always put my hair into a bun to avoid exposing it until my friends ask me why don't i do some other styles, they told me that i should try blow drying my hair or straighten it but i seriously have no idea how to blow dry it, i mean i tried several times but i totally failed and i once had my hair permanently straighten (i did it 5 years ago) but because my face is round, it made my face looks even rounder and fatter. My another friend told me to get my hair relaxed but i seriously don't have any idea what it meant by 'to get your hair relaxed' and i wonder if it would damage my hair even more... what else could i do instead of relaxing my hair? which product should i use? and which style should i do?

How can I change the way my hair is? help?

heyy, I need some help because my hair is just so crazy . Okay so my hair is naturally loose curls, dark brown. and about 4 inches under my shoulders . And it's just so brittle, like I tie it up into a messy bun, and when u take the elastic out .. my hair just stays in place, its not loose or whatever, it's so hard to manage. it's like it doesn't even go into a messy bun, it's just goes into a brittle bun. And I hate it, I have great shampoos and everything. But when I come out of the shower. I put in some leave-in conditioner, and I comb through my hair while it's wet, and get it all de tangled. and theres still nice curls . & then I let it air dry.. and "BOOM" so brittle and puffy !! please tell me some ways on how to makes it more manage able and not brittle, that will just fall out of my messy bun when i take out the elastic. Please help, thanks :) ( and I hardly ever straighten my hair ) .

Acclimating my 7 yr old cat to a new puppy...?

I am a single female living in a "rougher" (read:more affordable) neighborhood. I need a guard dog! Found a great 2 mo old female puppy (doberman mix.) But I already have a 7 yr old female cat. She has lived with dogs before and loved it, and also had a brother until 3 yrs ago. Since then she has been the only pet. But she is very active, and needs a playmate also! Just looking for any tips/advice/warnings for my situation. Thanks!

What are the best affordable DJ style headphones?

I don't much like earbuds. Anything around $50 or less works for me. What are the best headphones for the price? I would use them for listening to music only.

Would those of you who think the Broadway musical "The Book of Mormon" is good-natured satire lampooning...?

The critics of Mormons are hypocrites on many fronts. Not only do they often stick up for Muslims, they also frequently ignore the LDS status of Liberal Mormons while disparaging Conservative Mormons for believing in weird things they both believe in.

Embarrassed with big and bulky phone?

So, I have this big and bulky Nokia phone and I somehow feel embarrassed to use it. Most of my friends have slim and cool phones like iPhone or BlackBerry or Sony Xperia. I had a bigger and bulkier phone before this and the new one is smaller but it's still big and bulky. I bought it because it's cheap and affordable to me. Whenever, my phone rings, I feel heavy to pull it out from my pocket and answer it. My friends wouldn't be hesitated to pull it and text back elegantly. I'm not sure if this matters but it's disturbing to me. What do you think? What should I do?

Does every story have three (3) sides?

Yes. I will have a biased opinion. You will have a biased opinion. And the truth is somewhere in the middle (but I'm always right...).

How to go platinum blonde from the darkest brown hair? Impossible?

Hairdressers did a test on my hair and used the strongest bleach, and it turned bright ginger, and brittle. My hair is now bleached once all over, and bright orange. It feels like hay! It has about 3 brown dyes over it and the ginger keeps coming through... But my hair is starting to fall out as it is so brittle. Is there really no way for me to go blonde?:/ I bleached parts of it twice, so its all uneven underneath and different kinds of ginger.. HELP :x

What are some good home treatments/remedies for dry over-processed hair?

i heard vitamins A E and fishoil vitamins, looks like you straighen it so yea oils would help with the iron. another suggestion is to take a bic razor to your hair and start over, your hair will seem thicker and healthiey because the ends are tappered but your gonna have to live with a bald head for a couple of weaks. i used to have long hair and also straightend mine with the same problem, then i biced it and now my hair is awsome but sounds like you fear cutting it. **** what people think about you if they judge you for your hair in a cruel way thees people are not friends

Shunned by my family?

hiya, i agree with your family.no respect for your gran.that is terrible,say sorry and make it up to her.

Anyone know of a good design and printing company is Scotland?

I'm looking for a company based in Scotland that can design and print things like business cards, flyers, posters etc. and affordable prices.

Did anyone else miss the satire in "american psycho"?

maybe i've watched too much south park & am used to their brand of very obvious satire. but i had to watch american psycho twice to catch the joke & i still think they made the ending very confusing as to whether he was hallucinating or actually killed those people.

Shouth Park okay for a 13 year old?

Hi I'm 13 and I was wondering if South Park is okay for my age. I watch it sometimes and I think it is funny. But I don't like it for the disgusting humor, but for the mocking and satire. I get the most of the satires and find them funny. But I know it is for adult audiences, so I'm not sure i should watch it. What is your guys advice? Thank you!

Where can I find acting schools?

Where can I find acting school here in Los Angeles? I'm only 17 and I want to start training for act and yes I know you must have talent but I need an affordable school for a low income family because i asked my mother and she is will to help. Though it took me 3 years to make her realize that I really want to be in the big screen. But please people if you can be help me out with this I practice daily for acting i try different moods, character, and emotions...This is the most passionate I've been for a career! I am will to do anything to complete this unfulfilling dream!

How do I her rid if brittle hair? ?

hey, so my hairs just so brittle, I use great shampoos & everything. I hardly ever straighten my hair , and it just sticks off my shoulders.. can u help me pleasee ): xxo

Please help with my questions!!?

I think you are trying to put to much into the book. Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein while on a babysitting gig.

Why do people say Lil B is a bad rapper? I honestly think his real stuff is pretty good? Check out my examples?

Lil B is actually a very smart rapper. He makes all those dumb songs such as Charlie Sheen, Wonton Soup, Justin Bieber, Think Im BasedGod knowing that they will get him a lot of views and bring recognition to his name. He knows that they are not to lyrical and they are jokes. He uses them to satire popular rap and its working perfectly because thats how everyone knows him. He calls himself the Based God because he brings positivity and be's himself to the fullest and he can make these joke songs because he is fine with them himself. But he also makes some of the most real music in the rap game today. Listen to I Am the Hood, I Am, The Bible, BOR, DOR, Fake Family, Remember the Name, Dead Presidents, Cold War, The Trap, Real Life, Why They Wanna Kill Me, Times Blue, Situations, Realist Alive, I Still Cant Sleep, Walk the World, I Win, I Dont Want ****, The Growth, The Old Days, Can You Stand the Rain, Real Plexxx, Sending Shots, Situations, Cocain Blunts, Exhibit 6, Exhibit Based,Im God, Real **** from a Real *****, Motivation, The Age of Information, and Thank You Based God. Alot of those songs portray positive messages and talk about real life and the lyrics are actually pretty decent considering the lyrics of his joke songs. So do the people who hate on him just listen to his more gimmicky songs and decide he sucks? Because I think if you listen to some of the songs I listened you will see him a little bit differently.

I have brittle hair wat should i do to have straight hair ?

There are many tips to straight your hairs if you have brittle hairs so i think you probably try to straighter machine it is very easy way to straight your hairs you can easily straight.

Has anyone ever watched the show "Bible Man"?

I actually knew of a pastor who showed this to some Sunday School kids. It is so horrible that I would almost think it was satire but it's not. It's a genuine Christian kids show.

I need to rent a large space for a party, any ideas anyone?

I'm looking for an affordable, and large space. the party would be about 40 people, so something that would fit that comfortably, also would need to fit or have furniture etc... I would rent it for one night and the afternoon of the next day. Also i live in Montreal, Quebec, Canada so if you know off any specific places i could rent that would be appreciated. I'm planning the event for august if that changes anything.

Chicago City Council votes for affordable housing for low-income family's?

Now that this vote went threw all it doing is bringing back low-income back to the cities which mean is this a good thing or bad thing.

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Episode 10 free online streaming?

whenever i watch So You Think You Can Dance series then i feel so good because it's so fabulous show in my opinion. Now i want to get affordable source that is use full to watch So You Think You Can Dance episodes. so suggest me now source with an amazing quality.

I Need Examples of These Following Items From the Book Night by Elie Wiesel! please helpppp?

Hey, I just read that too! For symbolism, the Night itself is a symbol. When Elie first goes to concetration camp and sees people being burnt, it is nighttime. When he runs 50 miles to a new camp, it is nighttime. Night symbolizes misery and change in the book, and I'm sure you can come up with more things that happen in the night that are symbolic. There a whole section on symbolism on sparknotes.com

What is a decent microphone to use for recording music?

I don't want anything TOO EXPENSIVE I want something affordable and something that is decent. I also want to know if any mic is compatible with Fruity Loops?

I'm looking for a makeup similar to the discontinued Cashmere Perfect?

Now that the affordable supply of Cashmere Perfect on eBay has dried up, I was wondering if anyone knew of a similar makeup (foundation) to this brand. I used to use the Sand Beige shade and don't even know where to begin to find something I'll like as well. Cover Girl turns me orange so that's out. Any ideas/suggestions out there?

Will My Insurance Cover Breast Reduction?

I am 20 years old with 36DD breasts. I am a healthy weight, and I have heard many stories of women with much larger breasts, but I have a small frame. My breasts cause bad posture, and strain in my neck, shoulders and back. Although I am at a healthy weight now, diabetes runs very strongly in my family, and I am worried about how I will exercise (aside from eating well) to avoid this disease. It can also be emotionally trying. On the lighter side, I don't have much spare money and most of the bras I can find that fit are ultra expensive..not to mentions it's hard finding tops and affordable bathing suits. My insurance is Oxford but we are switching it, and it might be switched over to Blue Cross by the time I get the surgery.

Help me find a new state? I really need help. Providing lots of information. Very important to me!?

Brentwood, California. Tranquil city. Houses are cheap and there's a best buddies program in a high school downtown. (Liberty High School) Best Buddies is were the high school kids basically spend time and befriend kids with disabilities. They take them to see movies, the park etc. It's a little hot during summer but it's nice and there's the yearly Cornfest downtown. Like a giant carnival that lasts 3 days and takes up almost all of downtown. It's a fun town

Broken Teeth @ 32 Weeks Pregnant, Worried About A Tooth Problem?

Okay, I had two cavities prior to becoming pregnant, I never had the time to deal with them, scheduled to have them removed, this appointment turned out to be three weeks after I found out I was pregnant. Well, because of the whole calcium/bad teeth thing during my pregnancy, one of those teeth cracked about two weeks ago when I was chewing a piece of plastic. (There's no toothache pain) Chewing on plastic is a habit I've developed with this pregnancy. Anyways, now one of the teeth is completely gone, except the bud I'm sure. It doesn't hurt, but I'm wondering how damaging that could be to me? I won't be able to have any dental work done for some time yet. It doesn't hurt, it's just was brittle, and now it's gone.

What should I use on my dry brittle hair?

My hair is thin and I color it,straighten it out, and I also go to the pool.I need to fix my hair because it keeps breaking off easily and it feels so dry.I get a trim every 2 months but that doesnt seem to help.Any suggestions would help but I need something affordable and I don't mind the expensive suggestions but I don't know if I will have the money to get it done!! Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated

How to fix my hair problems?

When ever I comb my hair, play with my hair, wash my hair, dozens of hairs fall everywhere. Sitting at the computer right now, i can scratch my head, and dozens of hairs will fall depending on how vigorously i scratch. How can I fix this? I know it's not normal because my hair line is further back then the normal 16 year old boy (I grow bangs to hide it). Umm.. what else? I dont colour my hair, I do have a lot of dandruff (yes, I do wash my hair with head and shoulders once a week), and my parents dont wanna take me to the doctor because this isn't something life-threatening. This sucks because i've really tried a lot of things to improve my hair and it's been happening for years. Sometimes, my hair doesn't even feel normal, it feels kinda brittle... any solution. What should I try/do?

Moving to Malaysia for short term so looking homes for rent, any suggestions ?

Moving to Malaysia for around 10 to 11 months period, I guess rental stay would be most appropriate. Can anyone suggest good and affordable area? Looking homes for rent in and around Kaula Lumpur. Any suggestions ?

What popular Australian clothing brands can I find for teenage girls?

I already know about Cotton On and Roxy. :) Are there anymore nice clothing/shoes/jewellery/bags brands from Australia (affordable)? :D

What are some good authors or books to use as examples?

I'm taking the AP Lang and Comp exam tomorrow and need help with references to use... On the test its good to back yourself up with evidence. For instance, if the essay was on satire and sarcasm, I could use Swift and his Modest Proposal. So can you tell me good references and examples of authors, books, historical events, shows, and many other things?

What do you think of my play idea?

Any idea sounds fine, it's how it's executed that matters. Try writing it, rather than writing posts about it.

My nails are ruined!! Thanks to gel nails...?

My friend decided to put glitter gel nails on my fingernails even though they're only for toenails. She failed to mention that they ruin your nails when you take them off. So I removed them after wearing them for only a few days because I have to take them off for work, and lovely long nails which I had had before these stupid gel nails were put on are so weak and brittle, bits of the nail stripped off and so they're all bumpy. I had to cut them all so now they're little stumps. And I have my prom in 2 weeks and I was planning on having a manicure :(:( So, will my nails be okay for prom? What can I do to heal them? They're sore and look disgusting! :(:(

Hair extensions too shiny and new?

I just bought hair extensions and they would be the right cOlour but they are just too shiny and new looking, my real hair looks dry and brittle compared. Help please xxx

What is a brittle diabetic?

A brittle diabetic is one whose blood sugar is very difficult to control with diet, exercise and medications. It's pretty tough !

Why believe in Scientology?

Yes it obvious some idiot made it up. But dont forget some idiot made up a lot christianity to. Both are bad. religion is divisive, manipulative, greedy and deceitful. Avoid at all costs.

Any ways to help burnt frizzy hair?

Shower at night and streaighten in the morning instead... thats what i do and my hair seems to be fine

Do Americans not know about Ali G?

So I was just watching TNT's NBA advertisement where Ali G was mock-interviewing Shaq and the rest of them. They seemed to be getting genuinely offended, especially Shaq. Did they not know that it was satire? How could they not know before they went on the show? Or were they playing along?

What is a good capture card to use on the Xbox/PS3?

As you can probably tell by the title of this question, I want to record gameplay footage from my xbox or Playstation 3 to my computer. Is there any good yet affordable capture cards that anyone can recommend? And also, any equipment I may need for recording such as wires but of a certain type?

What to do about sunscald?

The top should have come off once they germinated. The top is only to keep heat and moisture in to help them germinate. They need to be hardened off outside for about an hour the first day and gradually increase time outside for about a week and than they can be transplanted outside as long as they have their first set of "true" leaves.

Is it true that Petroleum Jelly can cure brittle hair?

i just had my hair rebond a month a go.. and i found some brittle in the left potion of my hair.. i hate it a lot.. and i want to get rid of these.. can anyone tell me what to do to cure the brittle? can Petroleum Jelly helps? i need answers.. any tips and advice aside from Petroleum Jelly.. please?

In Jane Austen's Emma, how does Emma Woodhouse develop?

If you would type " Emma, how does Emma Woodhouse develop morally and grow up" In you search bar, you will get many sites to answer this.

What mascara is best for trying to grow eyelashes?

I have really small and brittle eyelashes and I wanted to grow them. Which mascara do you guys think is best for growing them, and it doesn't have to be very expensive, lmaoo, thanks :)

How to clean a rock (sentimental reasons)?

My girlfriend and I always joke around about how even if we got each other rocks for each other's birthdays we would be happy with it. Well she is on a trip for the summer and me and a buddy were hanging around in this giant dustbowl behind my house and I found this piece of shale that is shapped exactly like a heart an I wanna give it to her. But I want it to be like super OCD clean. Any tips? It's shale so it's brittle and could break easily

What is the best brand of laptops?

Im in need of a new laptop. What brand is best? That has good quality, reliable and affordable. Good performance and good graphics.

New phone that's good and affordable?

I'm from the philippines, can you tell me what affordable phone should i get that has WIFI in it and can put apps. Or has a built in opera mini like some nokia phones , please thanks ,. I have a budget of 4000-5000php

English help needed thanks?

What answers did you put down? We can help you with questions you're confused on/help you check your answers. however, we are not going to just give you the answers. That's what you seem to be doing with all your questions tonight...just seeking the answers from us.

Which is a covalent compound?

B because methane consists of CH4. Carbon and hydrogen are both nonmetals which means it is covalent. Also the END between Carbon and Hydrogen is .5 and that is within the range of covalent versus ionic.

Which Hawaiian island should I move to?

I am currently in college studying communications in south Florida. My major encompasses a little bit of everything dealing with media (photography, video, web design, etc.). I plan on moving to Hawaii after college but I don't know which island. I love the outdoors and if it has to do with nature, chances are I enjoy it. Hiking is awesome but I'm also open to trying just about anything else there is to try. I prefer freshwater over saltwater so it'd be cool if there were some freshwater swimming holes around to use in addition to the ocean. I'm not huge into partying or nightlife. A good campfire suits me better than any club. But I also want there to be some places I can go to shop, eat, and hang out when I want to. I'm not made of money so something affordable is a must, although I don't need a huge, luxurious house or anything like that. A home close to the beach that gets me by is good enough for me. I'm very laid back and pretty much just go with the flow. Any suggestions and additional information on the islands would be great. Thanks!

Are there any shampoos/hair masks that will give moisture to brittle hair but not make it greasy?

I have very greasy/oily hair so I usually don't use any conditioner. Recently I noticed my hair is quite dry and brittle but whenever I try using products like hair masks, my hair ends up feeling & looking incredibly greasy. Can you give me any tips? And are there any shampoos/hair products that will give my hair moisture but won't make it greasy. Thank you! Em x

What are good tattoo that represent family friends and god?

I am a 17 year old boy and I want a tattoo that represents family friends and god but I have no idea what to get. It also has to be small or medium size and affordable.

Do you like Glock pistols?

I own a Glock 21 and a Glock 17, and I have never had a problem with either one of them. I know many people don't like Glocks and I don't know why. The are light, affordable, reliable, and hold more rounds than other similar pistols.

Teens: What is your type of humour?

I find anything funny. I'm always laughing in class. It doesn't matter, it could be really witty, Political Satire, or just an immature joke about bodily functions, either or, I find it hilarious.

HELP!!! how can i gain more weight?

im 15 years old.ive been eating alot,i eat alot of junk food and sometimes healthy food,but i dont know why i dont gain weight what should i do?do i have anemia?i think have anemia because everyday i have fatigue and my nails are kind of brittle,sometimes when i get up from bed or a seat,i feel really dizzy and then i start seeing black and like stars,im VERY SKINNY,im so skinny you can see on my chest and my ribs show,im 111 lbs and 5'7',in school gym class,i ran really fast and after that,my chest and my throat was hurting really bad,and sometimes im light headed,and im also a little pale,and my leg muscles hurt and i cant walk right,people say i walk like a penguin,how can i solve all this!?!?!? PLEASE !!!

Apartment help (possibly low income)?

Well, im a part time student working 2 jobs just trying to survive. Ive been on my own since I was 16 and im going through a rough patch in my life. Im currently inbetween housing. Im trying to find an affordable 1 bedroom apartment but there all over 700 a month and my budget only allows 500... Do you know of any housing programs for students that there might be out there? Also I already talked to my school and all of that jazz, they basically said that I was on my own. Also, do you know if im disqualified for low income housing because im a part time student? Im doing the best I can, and its not like Im just some teen trying find a cheapo apartment to get out of my moms house. In a couple of weeks, ill be on the street. Thank you for any information you have, and have a good day.

Why did hermit crabs die?

Two hermit crabs were purchased together from a pet store, one was large and the other was small. Both were provided with adequate food, water, habitat, extra shells, and temperature. One morning the larger one fell out of its shell dead when picked up to be misted, this was about two weeks after their purchase. The tail end of it was completely devoid of color and the crab was stiff and brittle. Two weeks later the smaller one's front leg and a piece of his larger claw fell off. The next day he too died. What could have caused their deaths?

Is there such thing as mental Anorexia?

ive been reading about anorexia alot and all it says it that the usual symptoms are loss of weight, thinning bones, brittle hair ect. but i was wondering if there are some mental signs that i could look out for for my own sake? i know one is hoarding recipes ( i do that quite a lot, i have nearly 50), are there anymore a bit more obvious ones?

What is the most affordable and reliable medium sized sedan car to buy?

New Kias are very nice cars, but if that isnt in your price range, get a used toyota camry. 2007+ are all the modern styling, the 4cylinder gets fantastic gas mileage, and the 6cylinder is a kick in the pants to drive. Likewise for a honda accord, a ford fusion may also be a good choice, but it wont run as long. You can get 250k+ out of a honda or toyota, and camrys(idk about accords) are made in the U.S.A. :)

Where can I get a backpack this style but affordable?

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/marc-by-marc-jacobs-classic-q-leather-backpack/3161050?cm_cat=datafeed&cm_ite=marc_by_marc_jacobs_'classic_q'_leather_backpack:346025&cm_pla=bags:women:backpack&cm_ven=Froogle&mr:referralID=NA&mr:trackingCode=902FF0BF-4770-E011-A366-001517B1882A

Neighbor taking out our shrubs, need an affordable safety fence!?

In the last year our unfriendly (but hadn't been hostile) neighbor has seemed to be going through something which seems to be getting worse and worse. He has never talked to me in 5 years, but one sudden manic moment told me all about how the cops had taken his friend away and now had a restraining order, and how he'd been sick for a year and lost a ton of weight. I never knew anything about him, though tried to say hi and had for years left holiday cards, but all in 1 conversation learned more than I would normally have learned in months. He never talked to me again since (that was 6 months ago) and since then he has had new friends move in/out, had men stopping in front of our house at 3:30am beeping (I could see the man's GPS, so I figure he didn't know the neighbor much since he didn't know where he lived), and recently had his new live-in friend taken out by stretcher unconscious at about 4pm (I'm only guessing drugs, but don't know, but he had told me in that one conversation that his last friend had been drunk and doing drugs the night he was arrested). All of this story is to lead up to why I am more worried that he is getting worse, more unbalanced. His house is very close to our's, and a few days ago he walked onto our lawn while I was home with my baby and pulled out a bunch of our shrubs along our house that my husband had been growing for years. Our neighbor is a cop, and he told us his wife saw him do it, and it makes me think this neighbor is getting more and more unbalanced, and I'm scared, and a new mom, and so nervous to be in our little backyard with my baby. We have a little fence between our yards halfway, but it's only about 3 ft high. We don't have much money but I'm desperate to put in a higher fence! I've been researching putting in our own fence, but we can't afford the put together fences I found online (I called the town hall, and we can have 6ft tall, and can be on the property line, but the man suggested leaving a foot). I have been trying to think of ways to build a fence, or find used lumber, or maybe buying some inexpensive mesh? I saw rolls of mesh on one site and posts, and also saw faux ivy screens that might make more privacy, but my biggest concern is safety, and keeping him/anything out from his side of the yard. It may sound like I'm being a nervous mom, but I have heard the screaming from outdoors at 3:30 am, and heard banging on our backdoor one night, and think he or is ex-boyfriend may have hurdled our little fence, so I really have been scared to go out. On a tight budget, is there any way that someone can build some kind of fence? We do have a fence in the backyard (the 3 ft one) so there are some posts there, but not on the area abutting his driveway, where he tore out our shrubs, and where we're always finding trash and cigarette butts. If anyone has any suggestions, I would be so grateful! Thank you!

Which super car or exotic car for you, best?

Which is best value for money, and what is more respected, turns more heads etc.. am crossing out R8 first, i dont know, its beautiful but,,, ? hate f430 and gallardo unless super legera, so it has to be expensive, sls amg benz, murcielargo, aston db9, bently super sport, 599 ferari or 458, am really leaning towards maserati gt its beautiful and more affordable,, what would you buy, or what car would you wana ride if u a girl? or buy yoself.. i have a lexus is250 but its time i went exotic i think

I'm going to be relaxing my hair? Help?

I texturized my hair, which I'm pretty sure is the same thing as a relaxer except it just 'relaxes' the curls instead of completely straightening them. My hair didnt get damaged at all and im happy with the results. From what i've seen most people who get their hair relaxed experience dry, brittle hair and a lot of breakage. This is mostly on full african american girls. I'm not quite sure how your hair will react but keep in mind that lots of damage is a risk. good luck!

Should I move in or keep looking?

Im about to move into this beautiful apartment, I was shown the unit and was told that my unit will be in the back of a huge 19 building complex(Im in building 18) but then I read the reviews for the apartment complex and they were terrible, see for yourself http://www.apartmentratings.com/rate/FL-Coconut-Creek-Banyan-Bay.html Drug dealers, loud teenagers,poor maintenance, etc not to far away, theres a really bad neighborhood and it is said that the punks from that neighborhood comes into the complex to rob from homes and cars. I live on the second floor and my apartment is all the way in the back, so im wondering if I should risk it. I wont lie or sugarcoat if I could I would find another place but Im a full time college student with a part time job. I dont qualify for affordable living, which are beautiful affluent homes with low prices because, and I quote "Im a full time student, not on welfare and not a single father of at least two kids". So what Im asking is should I just take the risk living there, because its terrible, but trust me when I say, this week alone I've seen much worse.

How to change a girl in 9 weeks?

Im actually starting my first year of high school in august and im in the exact same position as you are. I always say im going to change but i dont. But this summer i found a solution: CONFIDENCE and DEDICATION. Its the best way possible to get started off. I've learned that its never too late to change. My advice to you would be plenty of excersise no matter if its just walking or riding a bike. Any type of excersise is good:) and then eating healthier is also a very important part (beware of proccessed foods like chips and crackers) Also whole grain is very good for you:) good luck this summer

What is an example of satire in everyday life?

I need an EXAMPLE of satire in everyday life, please don't tell me the definition, because i already know that :) Thank-you so much!!!

Satire on arnold schwarzenegger?

Why not do a satire about his affairs with women or an actor. He was in a lot of movies before being a politician. The Terminator movies made him rich. The movie, Twins was funny and good with Danny Devito and Arnold being brothers/twins. There is nothing funny about him as a politician because his state is out of money.

I got a rescue horse that is skin and bones, what do you suggest that i feed her to fatten her up?

i got a rescue horse that is skin and bones, what do you suggest i use to fatten her up she has really badly brittle hooves also. She scared me the first time I looked at her, i get alot of rescues but she is the worst that i have ever gotten, i dont want her to founder or to colic. I just need to know what to do to fatten her up a little at a time.

Help with some questions on english?

What answers did you put down? We can help you with questions you're confused on/help you check your answers. however, we are not going to just give you the answers. That's what you seem to be doing with all your questions tonight...just seeking the answers from us.

Why are people so scared to answer questions that don't put Obama in a perfect light ?

I put a question on last night suggesting Obama's birthcertificate fiasco was dodgy, no swearwords, nothing personal and no one answered. This morning it was removed. In england, criticising politicians is the norm. It is called satire. If people are scared to criticise their leaders, they will get away with anything. Is this what is happening in america? Do people need to lighten up a bit?

Ideas for satire topics? PLEASE?

I'm am so lost! Pleease mention a quick explanation to your ideas so i can get my writing juices flowing! Think broad people, thank you!

Hair bleached, light orange, whats the next step?

You should go to a beauty supply shop and have them help you choose a toner for your hair. Without looking at your hair, it is difficult to suggest a toner for you.

Huck Finn satire essay topics?

I have to write an analytical essay about Huckleberry Finn. And I am having a reeeeally hard time coming up with a topic. I have considered writing about the gullibility of people that are in the novel and how that ties into religion about how people believe everything the Bible says without thinking about it. My teacher also said he wants us to talk about how Huck's voice is satirical in our respective topics because he said it's inevitable to mention it. I don't know how to integrate that in my essay topic though. So if anyone can help or give suggestions or provide quotes that would be much appreciated. Thank youuuu.

Huckleberry finn Huck matures?

I have read the book and I understand all the satire that Twain uses but I am having trouble finding examples of how Huck matures I know one example would be when he Finally treats Jim as equal instead of a N*gro. Could you please help me find some quotes that show how he matures? Thanks for the help.

Authors like Douglas Adams and Jasper Fforde.....?

There is no one like Adams. But you're right both Ford and Fforde are good reads...I suggest Neil Gaiman, especially Neverwhere

How does political satire useful for understanding contemporary american politics?

The USA has always used political cartoons to attempt to influence political decisions. Check out the link posted below. Political satire has been used from the early days of America. First with newspapers, now television. Do a google search.

How can i go from New Haven CT to Hartford CT?

I'm trying to catch a bus that is in Hartford. I want to get to Boston. But I have a limited amount of money that's why I have to go all the way to Hartford to catch the most affordable bus. I wanna know how I can get from New Haven CT , to Hartford CT. If anyone would help I would appreciate it so much. Especially if you want to include your details about getting from New Haven CT to Boston MA.

Are there any Professional Singer Trainers around where i live?

Ok let me start off by saying that i love to sing and i feel and have heard im very good at it. But i think that i could be wayy better . So im trying to look around for Singing trainers around New Britain , Connecticut For a affordable price. Anyone know?

My hair is falling our profusely (after eating disorder) help!?

Folic acid, even though you're not pregnant, is always good for helping to encourage strong hair and nail growth. Maybe buy some of those. If you're unsure, ask your doc first.

Why do people get jealous of talented ones? Really hate it !?

actually i'm the topper of my class, idk y other students as well as relatives always satire on me. . . Wth . I feel so much deppressed. Please give me some ideas to avoid this kind of feelings .

Cure for brittle nails on a dog?

Check the diet for calcium content and if it's low, up it by adding bone meal. Check with your vet as to the amount and if calcium is the cause rather than something serious.

Just took my fake nails off, is there anything I can soak them in to make them stronger,or less brittle?,?

I got them professionally done and I um... Bit them off today xD I just didn't want them anymore. Anything I can do to take off excess glue, make them stronger and Less brittle?

Are Anonymous from 4chan and ED racist and intolerant?

I would say it's usually just a taboo sense of humor. They find humor in knowing people are gonna get offended by what they say. But the internet also provides a sort of safe haven for hate speech because of the anonymity. On the internet, people feel free to say whatever is on their mind because they know nobody's going to know they said it. I think this is mostly a good thing, but we do have to accept that there are going to be some negative aspects to it as well. But we can't try and limit their speech because it will limit ours as well.

Does twains use of satire to expose and criticize human and institutional failings achieve his purpose?

Yes I think satire and innuendo is a very effective way of getting your message accross, Someone like Mark Twain with a high intellect could use this tool with devastating effect.

Is this causing my brittle hair?

I've been taking a shower all this week but using hotter water. I sweat in the shower so I guess the oil naturally from my hair sweats along with it. Ive noticed that, every time I get out of the shower my hair is dry and brittle. Help please I thought of putting olive oil in my hair to keep the moisture in while I take a shower. P.S - Natural Ingredients only please.

About dental work/insurance?

i know someone who chipped their two fron teeth they have no insurance so they dont want to go to the dentist to get them fixed their worried it will cost to much to get them repaired. can anyone give me any ideas on what to do or an insurance that is affordable but will still help them be covered in most areas if not all? please help they are very self conscious and would like to get them fixed!!

Why are my nails brittle?

how come when i let my fingernails grow long, they get brittle and break off? how can i make them strong?

What gaming headsets should I buy?

Ok, I currently have the PX21 Turtlebeach headset that I am using for my ps3 but I am also looking into getting a Xbox 360 sometime. What headset should I upgrade to that fits both and are affordable?

Affordable suits for men?

I have always bought suits from Men's Wearhouse for funerals, weddings, etc. And I think a couple from burlington. Well I'm looking to buy more, but I can't afford to buy really expensive suits. I'm looking to wear these for every day use. Where are some good stores to get some nto so expensive ones? Thanks!

Need help with wild robin chick ASAP?

it sounds like its a few days old, just keep on doing what you are doing, Maybe every few hours on the worm and water, maybe call a vet and ask them,or maybe a pet could give you the answer, I have house birds,and the babies are always eating

Would someone be interested in helping me with a web show?

My idea is to start a web show on you tube based around political satire i know a lot about government and politics, i studied a lot of history, i would just need somebody to help me bounce off ideas, of course i will give you guys credit, i just need to see how big this would get on the web.

Anniversary Ideas. Thanks :)?

Congratulations! How about spend a whole day in your/his house with nice romantic DVDs? Cook your own lunch / dinner together, build a blanket fort, anything.....no expensive cinema ticket or candle light dinner are necessary

What are good tips for growing long healthy hair, at its highest speed of growth?

im always looking for tips and products to grow my hair i really want long hair. my hair grows at a pretty good rate but after it gets to the center of my chest area it becomes very brittle and dead. i really need advice for products and tips to help growing my hair i already take biotin and a multi vitamin which help a little bit. what are other products. and im hoping to find affordable products like garnier or pantene or suave products in that affordable range. i know there is no special pill or lotion to help grow hair faster but i know that there are tips to growing long healthy hair.

Where can i find affordable web design for small business?

i have a small business and i would like to have a web site. i need something that is professional looking but not too expensive

Wasn't there a movie called "Ignoranimus" or something about how ignorant people are?

I just remember one of my friends talking about it a while back but I can't remember what it was called. It was a satire film. I swear it was Ignoranimus or something along those lines.

How come rich people that live in the inner cities don't pay for their fare taxes?

To me I found it not to be far that rich people don't have to pay taxes that live in the inner cities why do we middle class and low income people have to pay, all them taxes rich people need to pay up,their full fare share of taxes to specially they got the money to affordable a nice home in the cites so they got the money to pay taxes.

What are some really funny/stupid things our government has since 9/11 done to fight terrorism?

Using this info to write satire criticizing the films like "SuperSize Me". Please, don't go SuperPatriot on me. I know terrorists are bad, but some things we've done to fight them have just been stupid. Give me some examples of recent things (last 4 years) as well as things that are still in place (like the Patriot Act) and please include as much detail as possible.

Can I upgrade my laptop? Is it worth it?

if you love it that much and it hasn't failed you, then go update it. the new windows is a little frustrating even though they tried to make it simpler

How much weight does someone lose if they starve theirself for 1 week?

first off i am not planning on doing this, i need the answer because its for a school project, and what are the effects from doing this besides losing hair, pale skin, dark circles under eyes, brittle bones, are there any more? thank you

What are good tips for growing long healthy hair, at its highest speed of growth?

im always looking for tips and products to grow my hair i really want long hair. my hair grows at a pretty good rate but after it gets to the center of my chest area it becomes very brittle and dead. i really need advice for products and tips to help growing my hair i already take biotin and a multi vitamin which help a little bit. what are other products. and im hoping to find affordable products like garnier or pantene or suave products in that affordable range. i know there is no special pill or lotion to help grow hair faster but i know that there are tips to growing long healthy hair.

Authors: What are some good things to write about?

I think the core to your writing should be about persons. whatever you write, such as movies, music, books,etc. they all should be turn to the persons who impressed you much.

Irony v. satire in Huck Finn?

An example of Irony or Satire in Huck Finn would be during the book Huck is trying to free Jim by taking him North using the river. But the Irony is, when they are on the river, they are free, they are free from societies law, so through out the book they are trying to find freedom, but all the while they are free.

I need advice please! I'm trying to lose weight by trying the Supreme 90 workout sold at Bed Bath and Beyond..?

It's very similar to the P90x workout, but at a very affordable $20. I'm 5'0 , 143 pounds- and I'm trying to lose about 30-35 pounds. Before I had my daughter, I weighed 117, which was not bad, but even then, I still had a lil gut. Anyway- I'm VERY insecure about my weight and how I look in my clothes my daughter is now 3 yrs. old, and I still wear my maternity jeans bc they are the only jeans that fit :( my arms are fat and I have this very annoying fat around my neck area that I also desperately need to get rid of..... Now, I DO NOT want to get "ripped" , I just want to drop all this weight I'm carrying around belly area, and have lean arms and legs. Anyway, my question is : by trying this workout program, is it for sure that I will get "ripped" (which is what I don't want) . I just want to try out the whole "muscle confusion" . It makes sence bc the usual excercise routines and diet isn't helping out much. Ive hit a plateu. ( **at the beginning of the month I weighed 147 but have only lost a few pounds, and cant seem to lose anymore) thnx in advance everyone- and sorry for blabbin' so much!)

What does this poem mean? is it even a poem?

Clearly it's a poem, and about inward, invisible heartbreak, frequent because of the heart's fragility. I'm not sure, though, what you mean by the line "one shot and a kill". It may mean that the heart feels as if it had been shot and killed, but if so, you need to say that more clearly. If you meant something else, you need to say whatever that is more clearly.

How do I keep my hair healthy in a dry climate?

I recently came to Afghanistan, and my hair has been getting rather dry and brittle. It's about 10 inches long. I recently had the ends trimmed, and that seemed to help a bit. I wash my hair twice a week, and I use Nioxin System 2 shampoo and conditioner. Any tips on anything that I could do to help keep it healthy?

Satire english project?

So basically i need to make either like a skit or a short video or interview or something like that.... even maybe something like a MADD TV or SNL skit type of thing. It has to be about a real political or social issue. I thought of some examples like asian drivers and atheists but i dont know what to put it into. Im working in a group of 4 people so any suggestions would be great thanks. OOO and i was thinking like an informational video where an asian is teaching me to drive would be funny??

Urea formaldehyde bonding questions?

The resins produced at higher temperatures have more cross linking and higher molar mass. The lower temperature condensed polymer has much lower molar mass. This accounts for the difference in physical properties.

Question on novel "ANIMAL FARM"?

'Animal Farm' is a satirical expos� of communist r�gimes and their double standards. I thought that was obvious to anyone who has actually read it - and it has nothing at all to do with India's caste system.

I am looking for somebody who can make custom figures for a good affordable deal?

I am seeking at least for anyone who can make cool stuff like small resin figures and custom action figures, I don't want to spend too much money just for ordering unofficial crap I would like something to be made for a great deal for maybe 25 or 30 bucks I would be lucky if somebody could do this for free though I only want this stuff for playing my movie scenes because I love collecting action figures and never get too old for making up cool ideas of any figure series, I don't think the toys need to be very high quality or too much sculpting detail because I know that would cost too much money for my commissions, I would like a commission not too expensive because I don't order too much anything for a commission I usually order a small group of characters like a pair of 2 or 4 with a few accessories and maybe moving joints or not, I sometimes order a group of 6 or 5 small kirby resin figures which are about 2 or 3 inches tall, anyway I hope there is somebody out there who can make some cool affordable stuff for me I would like a cheap commission for starters and later might want to make the price for 20 or 30 bucks it should depend on size and number of figures which I am going to request for commission.

Good things to wear for the summer? And where to buy them?

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What is this an example of "A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket."?

Is this quote an example of a paradox, understatement, or overstatement, and how is it used(emotional emphasis, humor, or satire)?

Explain the purpose,function,and historical significance of satire.?

I need either some great websites to find this information myself or some quick HELPFUL notes. If you do decide to give some notes i would really love the websites you got your information from.

The 1 per X amount of gallons rule? saltwater reef tank?

im new at this i havnt even got my tank yet but the tank is already set up and im buying it with everythin included along with some fish. ive heard of a cleaning crew? my question is i might change some fish and i look at the "rules" for the fish and they all say 1 per 5 gallons or one pe 25 gallons...does this mean i can put as many fish in a tank as i want or can i only put a certain amount. for example..1 brittle starfish per 25 gallons hermit 1per5 peppermint shrimp1 per 10 emerald crab 1 per 25...does this mean i can have 1 emerald crab and 2 peppermint shrimp and 5 hermit crabs and 1 brittle star fish all in one tank along with whatever fish i want?

Affordable kilts? Does anyone know where I can find a good website for a good deal on a 11oz kilt?

Im looking for an affordable kilt for around $100 websites with good deals? I don't want a utility kilt I want a scottish traditional kilt. I am looking for a blackwatch color??? So if you could please help me that would be great.

What are some home remedies that I can put in my hair to make it not so brittle at the ends?

My hair is really brittle at the ends and my ends get really dry so I was wondering what home remedies can I do to make it more moisturized and softer.

Where to go shopping in Rome?

Try the Trastevere area. There's also Viale Marconi which you can get to by taking the metro to the Marconi stop.

Bleaching & Dying My Hair Help!?

Firstly, Iam a guy so dont give me some gay / ladies stuff plz. :) Ok, I have natural black hair. I dyed it brown yesterday but theres no difference whatsoever so I was thinking about bleaching it brown... But the thing is... would it damage my hair a lot? Like... a LOT? And if it DOES make my hair all brittle and stuff, will it get better again soon? Or if theres an easier way to make my hair brown (not too costy) tell me plz :) thx

What is the funniest, stupidest book you've ever read?

I need to make a cutting out of a really funny book for an audition. I would prefer the humor to be more stupid and silly stuff versus satire and more hidden humor. Thanks!

Do i sound spoiled please answer?

I never ask for much. i always offer to help my family with things and they always say "No you don't need to". i always have trouble figuring out what i want for my birthday and Christmas. When i say i don't want anything they give me loads of stuff anyway and it makes me feel guilty even though i didn't ask for it. Last year for Christmas all i wanted was a rugrats DVD and a box of peanut brittle. And yet they give me loads of video games, movies, books and presents and load my stocking up even though i said they didn't have to. I felt guilty for some reason. I also feel guilty when i offer to help make my birthday cake and they say "You don't help make your own birthday cake" Last Easter i said i just wanted some candy and they give me a huge basket with not only candy but cds and stuff! ugghh it's so annoying Oh and my family's kinda poor and i feel guilty that they're spending all this money on us kids me a 13 year old boy, my aunt an 18 year old girl, and ,my little sister a 7 year old girl.

HELP! EXTREME HAIRLOSS PROBLEM, and im only 16! :(?

go to a doctor and get examined. Its okay. it may be stress, something your eating, etc. Just go to the doctor! :) good luck!

Tresemme, Herbal Essences, or Aussie?

I personally prefer tresemme, my friend prefers Aussie. I don't like the way Aussie makes my hair feel, but I think its because it over hydrates my already hydrated hair.

Can you over condition your hair?

You can over condition your hair to the point that it gets oily. But it won't fall out. Maybe you should buy some spray leave in conditioner and be sure to wash your hair after swimming. You can also buy shampoo that dechlorinates your hair. It'll keep it healthy as long as you wash with it after you swim.

Advice on these hoof products?

It’s better to use natural hoof products, and I bought one for my sweet one from a href="http://www.thefarrierswife.com/" rel="nofollow"http://www.thefarrierswife.com//a , which is purely natural and prevents cracks in hooves. I was impressed with its excellent positive results within a few days of application. Hope this would help your lovable pet also…

How to fix my hair problems?

i would talk to a doctor... sounds like your hair is thinning and even though its not life threatening, im sure it could still affect you and it might even be occuring for medical reasons. thats my advice...

I'm new to having well water and I've got some questions?

You must have hard water. This is typical with well water. You need to install a simple water softener. It will make a huge difference and it's easy to maintain.

A Modest Proposal satire help?

Hate to sound rude, but did you even read it? If so, you should be able to answer these questions with no problem.

Which do you think is a better deal?

If you're a beginner, than I would go for something really simple first. I have been doing makeup for a while, but I love the Wet 'n Wild Comfort Zone palette. You can get it at Walgreens. The quality of the eyeshadows are even better than most of my MAC eyeshadows. It's a lot harder to mess up lips and cheeks, so just go for simple blushes and lipglosses. You can go on youtube to learn more. But just to answer your question, I would go for the Ulta palette, because the Elf one could be overwelming.

Do you have something to hold up to the light?

A very good piece. The last two stanzas lose it somehow. It is an emotional outbreak, without achieving an identification of emotions and words. The previous large part is very impressive. Very!

Would you ride this rollercoaster?

ya but i would hate it just a little bit cuz of the ***** on the front of it but other then ya i would LOVE it it looks so fun!!!!

Why has my hair changed from being thick and straight to being thin and wavy?

As a child, through my teens and early twenties, my hair was extremely thick (the hairdressers always commented on it) and nearly pin straight. Now at 24, my hair is becoming thin and brittle, and some of my hair is even curling a bit. What is happening?

Horatian and Juvenalian Poetry?

Horace and Juvenal are the names of the two satirical poets. You can easily web search both of them. There's tons of information available. Horatian satire is gentle and playful. Juvenalian satire is harsher and angrier. One style of satire pokes fun at human vice or folly; the other attacks and denounces.

I need some ideas for possible powers?

If your story is "supposed to be cliche", why not use cliched powers? Seems like the parodic/satirical thing to do.

Nice hotels in Paris for around $150 a night?

You can start doing a little search on a href="http://tripadvisor.com" rel="nofollow"http://tripadvisor.com/a just search for hotels in Paris and you can get several reviews from users with easy preference. You can also get a small decent hotel around 150 Euro which is with ac installed, for some nice decent place to stay, you can try these website a href="http://lodjee.com/paris" rel="nofollow"http://lodjee.com/paris/a they have several list of decent accommodation on any area on Paris. To get better info, call the hotels you have been selected directly to determine services availability.

Why does fibreglassing use glass and not something like nylon thread?

After it is set, fiberglass is much stronger and is more workable then nylon. If not, they would have used nylon instead.